Birds and Bees...

Last night I had a lesson in the "Birds and the Bees" from our eldest daughter. Michael and Cathy were sitting next to each other on the sofa, when I went over and started kissing Michael. Cat immediately says "Ugh, Mama, stop making out with Daddy, you don't need to get pregnant again and if you make out with him you are gonna get pregnant". I looked at her and said "You are right baby, if you make out with a boy you will get pregnant, so don't make out with boys". To which she says "I know". Then Michael added "In fact if you look at a boy you will get pregnant, so don't even look at them". To which Cathy replied "I know, that's why mama keeps getting pregnant"!!!